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Need gifts for 85 people by next month?
I'll put together a set that looks like you thought about it. Kitting, packaging, personal notes if you need them. You don't touch a catalog.
IKnowAGuyCo. Branded merchandise, Toronto.
2-hour quotes · No hidden fees · One person, start to finish · Handled.
Response time
2 Hours
Industry standard is 2–3 days. This is not industry standard.
The price
No Surprises
The quote is the invoice. That's the whole pricing model.
What I carry
150+ Products
3–5 options for your brief. Not 50,000 things to browse.
Who handles it
One Person
Start to finish. Same person. No handoffs.
The usual story
The brief lands in your inbox at 4pm. Gift boxes for 85 people. Client event in three weeks. You've never ordered this before.
You open the first catalog site. Fifty thousand products. Prices missing. Minimums buried in the footer. You need a recommendation. There are none. You close the tab.
You try a second supplier. A form. Someone emails back in three days with a quote full of setup fees you didn't see coming. There's no time for this.
Here's what happens instead.
Tell me what you need. I come back in two hours with three real options, real pricing, and one honest recommendation. The quote is the invoice. No surprises.
Send me a briefWhat I handle
Tell me the situation.
I'll figure out the rest.
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Need shirts people might actually wear?
Not the stiff polos that live in a drawer. The ones your team picks up on casual Friday. I know the difference.
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Need something worth putting on a desk?
The moment should feel earned. Plaques, custom pieces, engravings that don't look like they came from a box. I'll find something that fits.
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Need swag that won't end up in a drawer?
Water bottles. Good totes. Tech people actually keep. Gear with a life after the event. I know what gets used and what gets left behind.
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Need 200 of something branded, three weeks ago?
Fast turnaround on the staples. Pens, mugs, tech accessories, desk items. Done well, priced fairly, on time.
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Not sure what you need yet?
Describe the situation. If it can be branded, I can source it. One conversation. No catalog.
Why me
I've worked the production floor.
I know which suppliers hit their timelines and which ones quietly add two weeks. I know where the art fees come from and how to avoid them. When I give you a lead time, it's the real one.
One person, start to finish.
Your brief comes to me. I source it, confirm the order, review the proof, and track the shipment to your door. No handoffs. The ball doesn't get dropped because I'm holding it.
The network is the product.
Apparel. Drinkware. Print. Embroidery. Tech. Trade show. Packaging. I know exactly who to call for each one. That's the value. Not a catalog. A contact list.
How it works
Here's what happens next.
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Tell me what you need.
Product, quantity, deadline, budget. A quick note. Plain English.
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Quote in 2 hours.
3–5 real options in your inbox. Honest prices, honest timelines, one recommendation.
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Pick what works.
Say yes. I handle the order, confirm the proof, and manage production end to end.
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Handled.
Your order arrives on time. I follow up to confirm. That's it.
Send me a brief
Response in 2 hours.
Who calls me
If this sounds familiar,
you're in the right place.
Corporate & HR
Your team hit a milestone. Now what do you get them?
Onboarding kits, annual gifts, client thank-yous, awards that feel earned. Tell me the moment. I'll handle the rest.
Event Planners & Agencies
The venue is booked. The swag needs to be right.
Branded bags, giveaways, sponsor gear, volunteer kits. On time, on budget. No last-minute calls at 11pm.
Non-Profits & Schools
The budget is tight. The quality still has to be there.
Fundraising items, volunteer appreciation, branded materials. I know how to make a small budget look bigger than it is.
Small & Medium Business
You need what the big companies get, without the enterprise contract.
One contact. Fast responses. Same quality, any order size. Handled.
The quote
Tell me what you need.
Real quote in 2 hours. No sales call. No spam.